Question:  What were Lori’s first words when her step-siblings first met her?
Answer :  "I burped up my hot dog."

Question:  What did Kevin want to be when he grew up?
Answer :  A chair.

Question:  What did Steve say after Grandma Williams cut his hair?
Answer :  "Grandma, you scalped me!"

Question:  What was Dad Howard’s greatest punchline?
Answer :  "He sat around scratching his ocelot."

Question:  What was Shelly’s way as a child of saying "no"?
Answer :  "Ah-oy. I’m not a baby!"

Question:  What was the name of Glenn’s childhood snowsled?
Answer :  Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Question:  What did Mom Sugar always used to put on her hair?
Answer :  Dippity Do.

Question:  What did Grandma Scofield say when Kevin passed gas?
Answer :  "You were too pooped to pop!"

Question:  What was the name for people who did not live in the mountains?
Answer :  Flantlanders.

Question:  What was the affectionate name Grandma Williams called Debbie?
Answer :  Snickle Fritz.

Question:  What was the affectionate name Grandma Williams called the boys?
Answer :  Butch.

Question:  What was the meanest thing Kevin ever did as a child?
Answer :  Bury his sister’s Barbie with full military honors.

Question:  What were Debbie, Steve, Kevin and Glenn’s favorite tv show as kids?
Answer :  Batman, Lost in Space, the Monkeys, H. R. Puff and Stuff.

Question:  What did Kevin do when Grandma Williams gave him a quarter to buy a pie?
Answer :  He bought the pie and ate it all himself before returning home.

Question:  What did Steve, as a child, show Marilee that he found, thinking it was a balloon?
Answer :  A packaged condom.

Question:  What was Mom Sugar’s derrogatory name for the meter maid who ticketed her?
Answer :  Bubble Butt.

Question:  What was Shelly’s response as a child when being teased?
Answer :  "You’re hurting my scab!"

Question:  What was Stepfather Don’s affection terms for the kids?
Answer :  Knot-heads and House Apes.

Question:  What was yelled out just before the Yosemite fire fall took place?
Answer :  "Elmer!"

Question:  What was the name of the lettuce and mayo snack Grandma Williams would fix for kids?
Answer :  Pig in a poke.